
1959 Topps You’ll Die Laughing
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Year Released: 1959
Card Numbers: 1-66
Card Manufacturer: Topps
Featured Artist: Jack Davis
| DESCRIPTION | CARD NUMBER |
|---|---|
| I Just Came Back From the Beauty Parlor, Can't You Tell? | 1 |
| I'd Like a Pair Of Eye Glasses, Please | 2 |
| I'd Like To Buy a Monster Mask! | 3 |
| Boy, When I Get a Headache, It's A Beaut! | 4 |
| Ma, Did You Call For a Baby Sitter? | 5 |
| Doc, Can I Stop Taking These Reducing Pills? | 6 |
| Doc, Those Hair Growing Pills Sure Worked | 7 |
| What O'ya Mean There Are No Man-Eating Plants in Bongo Land? | 8 |
| Boy. They Sure Got Ugly Girls In This Neighborhood | 9 |
| So You Really Think You've Rediscovered The Jekyll And Hyde Formula, Eh Twombley? | 10 |
| Earth Monsters! Full Speed Back To Mars. | 11 |
| What Happened? You're White as a Sheet? | 12 |
| Our Next Speaker Is an Expert on Plant Life | 13 |
| What Do You Mean, Shirley I'm Not Your Type? | 14 |
| Just One Drink and I Start Seeing the Strangest Things. | 15 |
| Wait Till I Try This on Tthe Next Customer! | 16 |
| I Told You Time and Again, Smoking Will Stunt Your Growth. | 17 |
| I've Got Just the Gift for the Man Who Has Everything | 18 |
| Let's Tell Scary Stories | 19 |
| No Caption-Fang Dentures in Glass | 20 |
| Gulp! I Don't Know iIf I Have Blue Suede Shoes in Your Size. | 21 |
| That's Right. Open Nice and Wide. | 22 |
| Your Whole Family Will Enjoy This Picture. | 23 |
| Trick Or Treat Lady? | 24 |
| And the Earth People Are Strange | 25 |
| Start with the Ankles. | 26 |
| What Have You Got in a Red Perfume? | 27 |
| And No Hitting Below the Belt | 28 |
| But Daddy, You Always Said Two Heads Are Better Than One | 29 |
| Doc, I Have Terrible Nightmares. I Dream About Human Beings | 30 |
| I've Got Power Steering Too | 31 |
| Two Pairs, Please | 32 |
| Dear, I Have a Surprise for You | 33 |
| I Said You Could Beat Up His Dad | 34 |
| Watch the Birdie! | 35 |
| Look Ma, No Cavities. | 36 |
| So, There's a Fly In Your Room, So What? | 37 |
| Lovely Night, Isn't it? | 38 |
| What Did You Find in Your Prize Package? | 39 |
| Mr. Durstrum Is in Charge of Weird Stories. | 40 |
| Did You Say There Was Somebody on the Phone Dear? | 41 |
| Sure Makes You Look Ugly | 42 |
| That Department Store - They're Always Sending Me the Wrong Thing. | 43 |
| I Took 6 Lessons. How Come I Ain't Popular Yet? | 44 |
| Those Missionaries Did a Good Job Here. | 45 |
| So I Said to the Witch Doctor, "I Dare You To Shrink My Head." | 46 |
| And Wait Till You See the View Around the Bend, Dear | 47 |
| Waddaya Mean It's Bad Luck to Walk Under a Ladder? | 48 |
| Doc You Got to Do Something. Every Time I Smile, I Bite My Nose. | 49 |
| Pay No Attention to Him, Dear. | 50 |
| If You Want Anything - Scream. | 51 |
| Can I Borrow A Cup Of Poison? | 52 |
| Who Put Pepper in My Bubble Gum? | 53 |
| Darn Few Arguments when Smedley Umpires a Game. | 54 |
| How Are Your Silly 'Invisible Man' Experiments Going Henshaw? | 55 |
| Do You Believe in Humans? | 56 |
| Would You Wrap it as a Gift Please!! | 57 |
| I Told You We Dug Too Deep! | 58 |
| You Will Soon Meet A Tall Dark Man. | 59 |
| It's Going to Rain. I Can Feel it in My Bones. | 60 |
| There Will Be a Slight Additional Charge Sir! | 61 |
| Tsk Tsk! How Silly Can TV Get? | 62 |
| I Can't Understand Why Girls Don't Like Me! | 63 |
| C'mon Charlie, You Can't Fool Me with that Silly Disguise. | 64 |
| Heh! Heh! Wait Till They Find Out I'm the New Baby Sitter. | 65 |
| This Photographer Does Beautiful Work. | 66 |






